Am I the only one who thinks "I'm bord. I wonder what a cool way to kill somebody is?"

I made a few

1. Push them into a pit of sharpened candycanes

2. Fill a pool with acid, Put oil on top of acid, set the oil on fire, push worst enemy in

3. Stab someone to death with an icicle. It'll melt, leaving no murder weapon!

4. Tether someone to a rope attached to a 1000 poun weight, in waist deep water, Their body will slowly shrivle up and die because the water sucks moisture out of their body, that's why your fingers get all wrinkly in the bathtub or pool.

Do u know any good ways to kill people? Tell me in the comments! Ya, I know I'm sick and twisted to think this, you don't need to tell me. I'm pretty sure there's something wrong with me.