I like playing Minecraft, but I only have the poker addition that goes on iPods and tablets. My dad had to do something, so he handed the mincraft game to my mom and said "go back to the house."

I was joining his world, so I asked on the chat thing what dad wanted mom to do. She replied with "eat"

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Long story short, I ended up having to scream at her from across the room

Me: "NO NO!! LOOK AT ME! TURN AROUND.PLACE THE CART DOWN ON THE TRACKS AND- NOOO!!! NO DONT BUMP IT!! NOW IT LEFT!! FINE USE MINE!! PRESS THE RIDE BUTTON- THE ONE THAT SHOWS UP WHEN YOUR CLOSE TO THE MINECART- WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERES A COW IN IT!!! JUST KILL IT!!!! KILL IT!!!!! ooo! free cow meat. NOW GET IN THE CART! YESS!! FINALLY!!! NOW PRESS THE FORWARD BUTTON!! NNOOO!!! NONONOOOO!!! WE JUST CAME FROM THAT WAY!!! THIS WAY!!! THIS WAY!!!!! ...... WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU BLEW UP!??!?!?!! YOURA STILL ALIVE! YOU HAVE IORN ARMOR ON!!! YES!! YOUR FINALY GOING THE RIGHT WAY!! YOU ARE HORRIBLE AT THIS GAME MOM!!!! NOW FOLLOW ME THE REST OF THE WAY!!! NONNO!!!!! THATS A ZOMBIE!!! DONT FOLLOW IT!!! RUN!!! CREEPERS!!! AAAHHH ITS NIGHT NOW!!! WHERE ARE YOU- NO!! NONONONONONONOOOOOO!!!!!! FOLOW ME FOLLOW ME!!!!!!! LOOK AT ME!! LOOK AT ME!!! AAAHHHHRRRGGGG!!!!!! GET OUT OF THE WATER MOM YOUR DROWNING OH MY GAWD!!!!

My mom: I don't like this game!! Why do you kill the poor animals? Whats a creeper? Why doesn't the track go all the way? Where are you? Oh, your behind me. Why is the house in a mountain? Why are my hearts disappearing? You can drown? I suck at this!!!