I'm legitamentally concerned that I might be evil. I saw this cup about to fall, and I knew if it fell someone I knew would get in trouble. But instead of moving it, I sat and watched it fall. Dose that make me evil?

I also flick my siblings in the head whenever I see them.

And I use them as napkins at the dinner table.

Sister: MOM!!! SHE USED ME AS A NAPKIN AGAIN!!

mom: HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO USE YOUR SIBLINGS AS NAPKINS!?

me: well, its not like they're gonna be sparkly clean after dinner anyways.....