At a ex-classmates party

Someone is so drunk he smashed a bottle on the ground.

Friend nudges me," I have never seen him like this before."

Me: " Me too."

Friend:" Why do you think this happened?"

Me:" It's probably becoz we have never seen him before."

*A pause*

Friend:" Agreed."

(A/N:This joke is original. I know it sucks but what do you expect to come out of my head while I was showering. TMI, eh?:P)