These are conversations I've had or references I've made that confuse people because of my nerdiness. If you can relate raise your hand.

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At school:

Me: *steps outside* Oh My Stars it's hot out here.

Teacher: Did you seriously just say 'oh my stars'?

Me: Maybe... *blushes and walks away*

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Also at school

Me: *ranting* The bloody shank had no reason to do that! She wasn't part of the conversation!

Friend: *confused look* I don't understand..

Me: You wouldn't.

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Before exams

Friend: I'm sure I failed. That was awful. What about you?

Me: *shrugs*

Friend: Well what if you failed?

Me: I just can't afford to think like that.

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At the grocery store:

My sister: You can get you a drink if you want.

Me: Nah. I'm good.

Later at the checkout:

Me: *sees soda*

Me: *in British accent* If it's all the same to you, I'll have that drink now.

Sister: What?

Me: Mewling Quim

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At School:

Me: Okay, who's your favorite Avenger?

Friend: Superman

Me: *loud gasp* Get out of my sight.

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Also at school:

Me: *passes friend* On your left.

Friend: Will you stop saying that?!

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Me: *on September 7th* IT'S NEWT DAAAYYYYY!

Friends: *confused looks*

Me: Never mind.

For all mah Maze Runner fans, Newt..
yah know... on page 250. The 250th day of the year is September 7th. Hence, Newt Day.

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Me: I love Percy Jackson honestly.

Friend: Oh yeah! I love those movies.

Me: The Peter Johnson movies are trash. Read the books.

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Me: *after watching endgame*

Me: *relentlessly sobbing*

My Dad: Will you stop crying already?! They're not even real!

Me: *through tears* They are to me!

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Watching Spider-Man Far From Home in my livingroom-

Me: Peter is such a bean.

My sister: You're weird.

Me: I can't believe you've done this.

My sister: *glares*

Me: What, you didn't see that coming?

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While Playing Kahoot in Class:

Me: *sets my nickname as Natalie Rushman*

Another student: Who is 'Natalie Rushman'?

Me: *gasps* If you don't understand my references, then we can't be friends.

(For those of you who have never played Kahoot, it's a game we play online at school for review. You can set your name as whatever you want as long as its appropriate.)

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On my birthday:

My Sister: So what kind of birthday cake do you want?

Me: Blue.

My sister: What flavored cake?

Me: Blue. I need a Blue cake, and that's that.

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