Jared: oh Dipper
Dipper: yes?
Jared: Would you consider going on a date with Pacifica?
Dipper: I'll consider it. I'm done considering. I'm not gonna date Pacifica.
Jared: Are you sure?
Dipper: yes
Jared: then we'll have to do this the hard way *runs over to Wendy* psst! Wendy! I need your help
Wendy: yeah?
Jared: You ship Dipcifica, right?
Wendy: heck yeah
Jared: well, I is have plan. Were gonna need a little more help...*runs to Mabel* ALL ABOARD THE DIPCIFICA TRAIN
Mabel: YAY!!!
Jared: okay, here's the plan. Wendy, your physical skills are amazing. You need to sneak into Pacifica's mansion and steal her phone. Mabel, you know Dipper well and you're good with romance. Write Dipper a text from Pacifica's phone that will flatter him so much that he'll have to go on a date with Pacifica. Then, I'll go to Pacifica and say that Dipper wanted to ask her out but he's a wimp and couldn't so he asked me. Then they'll go on a date, realize their feelings for eachother, and get married in 8 years!
Mabel: I like this plan
Wendy: me too. Alright, lez do it!

TTTTTIIIIMMMMEEEE SSSKKKKIIIPPP

Wendy: *crawls into Pacifica's room through a window* where is her phone...AHA!!! *grabs phone* *leaps out window* Here you are Mabel
Mabel: Hm..."Dipper, please meet me at the park at 7:00 tonight. BTW I like your hat. XOXO Pacifica" SEND
Jared: that oughta do it. *goes to Pacifica* DIPPER IS TOO MUCH OF A WIMP TO ASK YOU OUT SO HE TOLD ME TO MEET HIM AT THE PARK AT 7:00 TONIGHT

Time Skipppppppppppppppppppppp

Pacifica: *at park*
Date: *is success*
Jared: YAY! ONWARD MY PANDA! TO STEVONNIE!!!