Jake POV
I woke up in the morning and turned to find dirk on the bed next to me. I jumped forgetting that he recently moved in with me. I slapped my head and mumbles "Jake your such an idiot!" I rolled out of bed and went down stairs to find Equius sitting on the couch "What are you doing in my apartment!?" I yelled to him. Equius looked up "We had a party last night and you allowed me to stay over." And face palmed again "What Is Wrong With Me. I'm Forgetting every thing!" Equius looked on the side of him "I may have told Eridan to make you forgetful." I crossed my arms "leave!" Equius got up and left. I heard foot steps behind me and I turned around and saw dirk "Good morning" I said and dirk waved to me. He shuffled over to the kitchen table and sat down. I walked over to the toaster and put some frozen waffles in. About 10 minutes later they popped out so I put them on two plates and gave one to dirk. "I invited a guest over tonight" dirk said eating the waffles. I raised my eyebrows "What's his name?" Dirk shrugged "I'll tell you later" I nodded "when is he coming" "In about an hour" he replied.

-one hour later-

I took a shower and waited for our guest. Dirk sat on the couch "He should be here any minute" he said to me. I heard a knock and I opened the door. I saw a man which looked familiar. "Welcome!" I said to the man. Then it hit me, He looks identical to me. "Hello" he said to me. I let him in and he walked inside "My what a horrendous house you have!" He said in a sassy tone. "Excuse me!" I said. Dirk shrugged. The man smiled and I frowned. He walked over to the kitchen and grabbed a knife "What Are You Doing!?" I yelled scared. Dirk laughed and the man walked over to me. "Stop!" I yelled "Who Are You!" Dirk had a laughing fit as the man smiled widely "I'm Jack Espanol"