Okay. Another rant. Okay
So.
Why
Would
You
Ship
Brothers
As
Your
OTPPPP
OKAY. YOU. THE PEOPLE WHO SHIP DIRK AND DAVE WALK UP TO YOUR SIBLING (if you don't have one too bad) AND TRY TO MAKE OUT WITH THEM

EXACTLY YOU WONT DO IT BECAUSE ITS WRONG. AND ILLEGAL. SOO. IF I SEE YOU SHIP THEM AT THE SLIGHTEST BIT *grabs shotgun* YOU GON DIE

Okay I'm calm. And dirk was basically a dad to Dave. Because he took care of him like a dad would. NOW THATS EVEN WORSE. WOULD YOU HOOK UP WITH YOUR PARENTS. NO. EXACTLY