Let's talk about Dave.
Dave is my Bae. Okay.
Not terezi.
Nor John (even tho I ship them as friends)
ME ONLY ME
Anyways. Okay. John. If you wanna hide your red eyes. DONT USE RED FOR EVERYTHING. Like for the pester chum account. You use red text. You wear red clothes. And your god tier suit is red. "Oh I wonder what Color Dave's eyes are?" Oh I can tell from all that red he uses!
Like bro. Also. Yeah the sunglasses looks cool but wear CONTACTS. I don't know if you have them wear you are BUT JUST GO ON EBAY OR WHATEVER.
And Dave. I love you but how do you not know the difference between pee and apple juice. Pee smells bad. And apple juice smells like apples. WHAT?!
But everything else Dave does. Is why I love him. When John is like chatting with him and johns like HELP IM ABOUT TO CRASH INTO A METEOR!! And then Dave is all like how big is the meteor. They always compare the size to something on tv. XD yes!