Tom: stop.
Tord: stop what?
Tom: just stop.
Tord: stop wHAT??
Tom: existing.
Tord:
Tom:
Tord: well fuck you too then-

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Edd: I'm not being irrational, Matt!
Matt: You ran into a murderer on the street and helped him get away with their crimes.
Edd: Hey, you can't be a criminal and just be dumb with the evidence in your hand!

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Tord: I'm just gonna start doing something stupid.
Matt: I'm stupid, do me.
Tord:
Matt:
Tord:
Matt: *walks away awkwardly not knowing what to do anymore*

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Matt: I don't cry THAT much, okay?!
Tom: You literally started to cry because someone mentioned worms to you.
Matt: *starts crying* they're so small and get squished so easily...

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Tord: Fuck you.
Tom: Nahhhh, fuck you. *pins to the wall*
Tord: F U C K I N S T O P-

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Tom: I fuckin hate you! *baby voice* no you don't! *normal voice* Yeah you're right I don't... *hugs Tommee bear tightly*
Tord, Edd, and Matt all injured heavily from a adventure who just witnessed all of that:

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Edd: My friends are Ringo, Ringo, Ringo, and Ringo!
Tord: Well, now that Edd has announced this, I will start to identify as a cat.
Tom and Matt:

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-Tom meets Katsuki Bakugou-
Bakugou: Who the fuck are you? Your eyes look like raccoon eye's. Are you related to her, shitty extra?
Tom: Well fuck you too, random person. I have no idea who in the absolute hell raccoon eyes is, so I assure you we are not related. If ya wanna act like a big bitch the entire time then sure, but if you also want to talk and get to know each other then I guess that's ok with me.
Bakugou: ...
Tom: ?
Bakugou:
Bakugou: Fine, you asshole. Let's talk.
Tom: Cool, asshat.

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-Tord meets Katsuki Bakugou-
Bakugou: Wh-
Tord: *pulls out a gun* And who are you?
Bakugou: Bitch, the hell you doing; threatening me with that thing?!
Tord: Answer. The question.
Bakugou: Just call me Bakugou, yeesh.
Tord: Wait... *turns around and face lights up* Oh my god! You're that dude from the anime My Hero Academia!
Bakugou: My Hero Aca-who now??
Tord: Oh- you don't know that youre in a show?
Bakugou: Wait wh... I mean, hell yeah I did! Cause I'm the best of the best and all the others are all side characters compared to me, haha!
Tord: Pfft- yup, you're just what I imagined you would be like in person, hah. And yeah, I do agree cause you're actually my favorite character as well.
Bakugou: You're pretty cool, old man. Not saying that cause of you're personality. Just cause you agree that I'm the best.
Tord: pft- yeah surreeeee.
Bakugou: shut up, you idiot.

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