So there's a theatre in our town nd it has these leaflets which show all the plays in the upcoming year so that people can book tickets in advance. And in April me and my drama group are doing twelfth night.

AND THEY ADVERTISED IT ON THE SAME BLOODY PAGE AS MONTY PYTHON

MONTY BLOODY PYTHONG THE KINGS OF COMEDY well not quite
But they're basically the most popular British comedy group that I know of
And I'm fangirling so hard rn
Ever heard of that taunting French thingy? Yeah, that was them
And the China and Finland song
And always look on the bright side of life
And the holy hand grenade

But enough of that
Uuuuugh it's rainiiiiiiing
It's raining, it's pouring, Iggy is snoring
He went to bed and fücked Alfred
And he couldn't stand up in the morning.....