I AM BACK AND AM ALIVE AND WELL

I HAVE MISSED YOU ALL

(I'm the lady and you're the dude)

I HAVE MOSQUITO BITES

I AM SLIGHTLY TANNER

I FEEL OVERLY CONFIDENT IN MY BODY

MY ANKLE HAS WEIRD INJURIES

I HAVE TWO BANDAIDS ON SAID ANKLE HOW COOL IS THAT

I AM JUST SO HAPLY TO BE BACK IN OHIO

MICHIGAN IS PRETTY AND ALL BUT OHIO IS PRETTY NICE TOO

THERE'S NO LONGER A HOLE IN MY CEILING

MY HOUSE SMELLS LIKE PAINT

I HAVE TO DO A HIGHWAY CLEAN-UP TOMORROW BECAUSE I'M PRESIDENT OF THE CLUB THAT'S DOING IT

I DIDN'T DRAW THAT MUCH WHILE I WAS GONE

MY BAD

I WILL SPAM ART NEXT CHAPTER

RIGHT NOW I JUST WANTED TO INFORM YOU THAT I AM BACK

ALSO I AM EXCITED THAT I'M BACK

ARE ANY OF GUYS WATCHING THE OLYMPICS COS THE GIRLS IN IT ARE PRETTY AND IT'S BECOMING HARDER TO HIDE THAT I'M GAY WHEN MY DAD GOES: she's pretty AND I'M LIKE: yeah she is

AND THEN IT'S AWKWARD BUT THEY FORGET COS THEY DID SOMETHING COOL

OKAY OFF TO SPAM BE RIGHT BACK

TOODLES FOR LIKE TWO MINUTES MY LOVELY SPACE NERDS