We have recently received notice that in the town of Wattpadonia, there happened to be an amazing burning ceremony. One of our reporters happens to live there, and made a full report on the scene. We go to his article now. 'In the town of Wattpadonia there have been a lot of riots going on about which ship is better than the other, in this case they were fighting about weather Errorberry or Errorink was better than the other. I went outside to watch the commotion and saw how intense it had gotten. Much of the townspeople were involved in this, and it was very clear which side was winning. Obviously Errorink was in the lead with a raging number of people. The opposite side had numbers, but it could not compare to their foes. I asked one of the bystanders how everything happened and they told me their side of the story, "well you see Dusty, two people were having a conversation on what they ship, and then they said how much they wanted to burn Errorberry, It just so happened that a stranger heard that and told them no or something, and people kept joining in on what they thought, it was quite amusing to watch at first but now it's just chaos..." -random person on the street; I was amazed on how the situation became so violent in a short amount of time, as I look now I can see the Errorberry shippers slowly departing, in fear of being hurt. I can't blame them, they're being overpowered by the other side. Eventually there isn't much left, but people are still fighting. Soon someone came from the Errorink side and was holding some, firewood? She threw it down and people continued to add more to the pile. They dowsed it with gasoline and then threw some books onto the pile, I realized that those were all of the town's Errorberry books, One shots, lemons, and fluff. The people lit a small match and threw it on the gasoline, watching everything burn. One of the Errorink shippers brought out a small skeleton, I realized that it was the one and only Blueberry. They threw him in the center of the pile, where the fire wasn't burning. They're taking this to far, what about all the other ships with Blue? Don't they care about those? Blue was not hurt badly, but he was quite frightened, I felt bad for him.... he didn't do anything to deserve this. Someone needs to save him. Someone who really cares about him! I think someone read my mind because out of nowhere I saw Murder! Sans aka Dust jump out of nowhere and grab the smaller skeleton. He ran out of the fire and took him somewhere, I have no idea where. Well, the Errorink shippers were half and half about that, some of them liked it, and some of them despised it. I for one thought it was adorable, and an act of love. Soon after the commotion died down most people went back to their homes, acting as if nothing happened. Well, now there's no more Errorberry books, I mean I personally am fine with that, I am an Errorink shipper myself, So it doesn't phase me in the slightest. I'm sure there will be more to come, later on...' we give credits to Dusty for writing this for us, so we can get something out there for everyone to read, and so we can get paid... well, stay tuned for more insanity and wonderful stories by us in the Random Crap bureau,

Narration by; Random Crap's editor

Article by; Dusty or trashy_SINZ