Hey, I told you this book would have random crap in it. :/

I think you'd get salmonella from that....

Yeah. Fucking ruined. Get it medium rare.

If you get a steak well done, just go get some fucking chicken. Don't get me wrong, chicken is good but don't shit on a steak. Get it medium rare. It's really delicious and juicy.

I just posted this because I thought it'd be funny. :/