DTK and Me: Why won't the light shut up? * covers head with blanket*
Levi: walks in* What happened brats?
** Flashback**
Me: Eating weird french fry circles with wurst and drinking vodka* yummy
DTK: staring * Wanna have a vodka drinking contest?
Me: Yush
DTK: Pulls out vodka*
Me: Pulls out 3 vodkas* lets do dis
Both: ready set Go
Me: starts drinking vodka really fast and slams the bottle on the table* Done
DTK: No fair
Me: is not listening and drinking vodka*
Ryukko chan: DuCkBuTt YoUr GoNnA gEt DrUnK
Me: already drunk* nuh uhh
TIMESKIP 10 minutes later
Me: am I RoyEd or SoMa, God I don't know.
Grell: excuse me is she alright?
DTK: She always gets like this when she's drinking.
Me: Jumps up* YOU DONT KNOW ME IM UNITED BLOODY KINGDOM AND I CAN HOLD MY VODKA BETTER THAN YOU IN A DAY
DTK: calm down woman and your not United Kingdom
A couple more minutes later
Both: running in circles* Vooooodkaaaa voooooooodkaaaaa
Both: that's our story

Remember kids don't drink alcohol.
Never.
Spain runs past* ROMA WHY WONT YOU NOTICE ME