Teacher 1: What if I were to dress up as an Indian (by this she means Native American) for Thanksgiving? What would your- your people say about that? Would they ask, "Hey why is that lady dressed as an Indian?"

Teacher 2: Well the first thing they would ask would be "Why is this woman we don't know here?" THEN they would ask "Why is she dressed like an Indian?"

Teacher 1: Yeah, but I could be like "HELLO PILGROS!"

Teacher 2: I don't-

Teacher 1: "I OFFER YOU MAIZE!"