My mom: Speaking of chihuahuas, do you want an orange?

My dad: 5-10 centimetres.

Me: ...........

My dad: *Silence* 

Me: You mean of snow?

Dad: Yes.

My brother: Pancakes are actually hamburgers.

Me: Am I the only person in my family with a rational train of thought?

@Theblackorb9: Blue bubbles!  Chair!  Kleenex!

Me: Not you too!  *Groans and facepalms*

Her: Banana!  *Giggles*  Ba-nah-naaah!  BANANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!