Me: So, Storm.  What's your stance on prison, one thing that you could be quoted on?  

Me: Mine is, a clean record means a clean life.  

Her: You can't go to jail if they can't trace the crime back to you.

Both: *Look at each other*

Storm: Hehe.  By the way, I was never here!  *Runs*

Me: Come back here, you little-!!!