Her: *After the unholy events of our previous conversation on the subject*  ...But then there's Acronix.  He's pretty cute, even though he's a villain.  But he's really not a bad guy.  Not really.  And Jay, of course.  He's really sweet and thoughtful.  He knows how to make a girl feel loved.  And-

Me: Whoa whoa whoa!  Hold up!  Just how many more do you like, exactly?!

Her: *Looking at me balefully*  Lego does really cute guys, okay?!!!