Me and Storm, hanging out:

Me: *Poking through our old craft drawers*  Hey, look!  Play-Doh!  Remember this stuff?!!

Me: Hey, it's still good!  It must've been sealed off and so remained fresh-

Her: *Without further ado, pops it into her mouth*

Me: 😱

Me: STORM!!!  FUN TO PLAY WITH, NOT TO EAT!!!!!

Her: I'm a rebel...

-Two hours later-

Her: *Clutching belly*  Okay, not a good idea.  I'll make a note of that...