Us: *Gradually raising our voices*

Her: Know-it-all!

Me: Ninny!

Her: Weapon-addict!

Me: Simp!

Her: Ninja!

Me: Donkey!

Her: Grammar Queen!

Me: Corgi!

Her: *Snickers*  Okay, you win.

Me: Yes!  *Fist pumps*

Random guy: Huh?

Us: *Moonwalking away*