Storm: *Reading Percy Jackson*

Storm: Well, Nico's kinda cute.

Me: *Waits*

Storm: ................

Storm: *Reads further*

Storm: Oh.  I think he's gay.

Storm: 😢

Storm: Darn it.

Me: *Helpfully*  He's also a made-up character in a book.

Storm: .............................

Storm: Really?!!

Storm: *Randomly leaps up and dances*  YIPPEEEEEEE!!!!!!  I'M FINALLY NOT SO EMBARRASSIN-  *Trips and falls over*