Her: *Hesitantly keysmashing*  wxat  Smash?

Her: *More energetically*  dkfhrnkbkg  Smash!  Hehehe!

Her: *Pounding on the keyboard like a maniac*  sdlhjedjtgjfhemguq,vfhw futr,hifgkhcfn fkghskjdfodbngkhoifsivfhiymuyerktyjqwnguhgfoijfgihefayhvlk vfnoifhijg7ywetjkhviusdtjkeduyfgvoiijfboitjuyweharkljvgbieouayhdwqkjnrftiygfeuij[rpouyrtn2qhiagjycijfriureiuytrnerwhbgjjhnadiojmewqyhtwejnewqvtyuiuhewriufhjiojwauuiqniusuijherwhfeiuuyerhsiuhjjjjjjjjjerwsaduijhsaduybwqruhfenjvueJNARFUYHFEOIUJHERSDFUIDAYUHJHjidsfherjhgrj8rejitruijwreiuf...  

Her: SMASHY-SMASHY!!!  *Giggles like a five-year-old*  SMASHY-SMASHY!!!  SMASHY-SMASHYYYYYYYY!!!

Me: This is going to be a long day...

Her: SMASHY-SMASHY!!!

Me: Which human hath given her the forbidden knowledge?  I will make them weep tears of suffering...