Her: WE'RE A TRIPLE THREAT!!!!!

Me: There's only two of us, though...

Her ................................

Her: Uhh...

Her: *Thinking*

Her: I KNOW!!!  WE'RE THE DOUBLE DOOM!!!!!!

Me: 🤦‍♀️

Me: You're high on cookies again, aren't you?

Her: *Twitching*  N-No, w-why do you a-ask?

Her half an hour later: *Is knocked out by her sugar high*

Me: *Sigh*  And THIS is my friend...