Her: Hey, if you're not feeling well, I can cook you up something!

Me: *Suddenly leaps up and runs to my kitchen, terrified*  STAY AWAY FROM MY KITCHEN, YOU MONSTER!!!!!!!!

Her: What the heck..?!!  What'd I do..?!!!!!  What's that for?!!!

Me: Because you literally blew up your microwave a week ago by placing a hot dog in it!!!

Her: *Gasps*  You take that back!

Me: NO!!!  You blew it up!  In.  Your.  Microwave.  Your MICROWAVE!!!!!!!!!  YOUR MICROWAVE, WOMAN!!!!!!!

Her: 😒

Ya'll want to know how that went..?!!