@Theblackorb9: Ya know, Guardians of Ga'Hoole is actually Gag, abbreviated.

Me: Actually, it would be GoG.  Or GoGH.

Her: ..........  Because that's so much better.

Me: It is.

Her: Let me hear what I want to hear!!!

Me: *Whispers* Van GoGH.

Her:  AAARGHHHH!!!