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J:
what have you and Sam been talking about for the last half an hour? I was told to ask. Sort of concerned

M:So she has a ginormous crush on Bob and she kinda ditched environmental club for her so we know it's really serious and I think she should write a book thus about satan finally fallon in love. And also she's a kitten from now on because around Bob she turns into a kitten that thinks it's a fierce lion, but in reality just wants cuddles.

J:Oh no. We need a professional. Sam's gone soft!
J:I'm happy for her really, but I like the Book idea, totally for Sam

M:Nah she thinks she's tough but we know she has a squishy center. Omg it's so weird she turns so ugh sweet! And me too x2

J:

J: I see her as a lion just learning how to roar and it meows.

M: Awwww! I love that visual thank you you're awesome! That is beautiful! I love it!!!( end part refers to gif)

J:When your Sam defects from their tough knife throwing self, try replacing the batteries, but if that doesn't work slap it over the head with a towel.

Warning:

Do not feed Sam after midnight
Do not let out in direct sunlight
Do not get her wet

M:And never ever let her fall in love or any other extreme motion puddles if this occurs your Sam is no longer viable please send her to a shelter for injured Sams and find a replacement.

J:When losing your Sam, throw a ball of yarn and call out for squishy. If it is too late tie up and place in shopping cart

M:After finding a replacement retrain it to came when Sam is called, that way you will not have to retrain your human as well

J:Always retrain your Sam, and make sure it doesn't know what love or mias are. Be careful while retraining your Sam, they usually like sharp objects

J:No I am SAM SANDERS I ROAR LIKE THUNDER- Sam... In so much denial.

J:What batteries do Sam's take? I think I replaced them wrong, they are all gooey and pink with lots of sparkles

M:Hmm I think you replaced her HCS batteries with ILADS batteries. (Hard core Sam vs. in love and denial Sam )

J: ahh, beginners mistake

M:Wait but your the one who- I honestly do t even know and she wants relationship advice help!!

J:You too huh

M:I just said be a friend then tell friend calmly of feelings and hope friend is still friend then run a way slowly and calmly without startling animal
M:I mean friend😁

J:I told her to be herself and stop being a scared squirell(that's my job)!

M:Haha yeah you're better at this than me!

J:I have to defend my nuts
J:I mean tree
J:I mean territory

M:Nah you meant nuts😉😂

J:They are all mine

M:Lol no worries I don't want you nuts you can keep them! I'm more of a seed and berry bird lol

J:I have squirell on the brain. Sam took my job as the scared one, so I must be the bravest squirell, even though I fell on my head trying to run away from the cat.

M:That's okay and a bird I pooped on it and Sam yawned as a kitten and the cat laughed until it passed out

J: Yay! Defend the rainbow squirells of America

M: Woohooo as the squirrel with only a rainbow tail (inner squirrel) I feel it my official job to translate to less rainbowy squirrels.

J:We are less privileged because everyone sees us as more beautiful and treats us badly.
J:You are a squirrel in training

M:Yes and they declare that we should not be able to have multicolored nuts either because they will make us more rainbowy!

J:They are our special food that keeps our coats looking the most majestic

M:Definitely and they can't handle the colors cause it gives them the rainbow squirts (like Hershey squirts in cows😂)

J:Except ours taste like MnMs
J:Too much magestic is not a good thing for the average being

M:That's the worst image ever, and you even chose chocolate instead of like skittles! Lol and I agree they just can't handle it.

J:Chocolate is better. Color on the outside, wonderful creamy goodness on the inside. Nobody can handle us, that is why we must protect each other, kitten, bird, squirrel and sister in law.

M:Definitely, and to be clear I was only against chocolate cause we were taking about colorful candy diarrhea so yeah but hey let's embrace it!

J:It's colorful, but tastes like chocolate, best of both worlds

M:Just making sure. Hay if it's actually those really long rainbow sour candy things?

J:It is the fuel that feeds the trees for the rainbow nuts, they are only sour when immature.
J:Squirrels, the modern day unicorn

M:Definitely!!

J:Squirrels, squirrels, squirrly squirrely squirrels the safer unicorn- advertisement for Adopt an abused rainbow squirell from Love us

M: Yup and get twins for double the parent points!

J:Double the trouble but double the savings
J:College on you not us, shipping fees may apply

M:Haha but not with flying squirrels they have free shipping

J:Yes. Don't worry they have all had their pilots license since they were tree.

M:Haha that's a good one lol I can nut believe you would go there.

J:So nut kidding. Tree pilots liscences for tree year olds. Get one while supply's stand .

M:Which branch is it from, is this a usual twig?

J:Leaf it all to me
J:It's from the nuttiest bud on the branch, but it's beeing destroyed by our kitten. We need to train her better.

M:Yes we do, I'm Adrian she yarns for more freedom

J:Yarn all she wants. She needs to learn not to litter in the box

M:Yes only to litter in the litter box not in the Twitter box.

J:Yes. Only the birds can litter in the twitter box

J:

Us

M:Indeed that is reserved for me and my kind only

J:Yes

M:Aww, is Sam the pretend tiger/lion in the middle?😂

J:Yes
J:

Learning how to roar like thunder

M:And ending up yawning lol

J:Yep
J:Being the big cat is hard work when you are a squishy little kitten

M:Agreed cause as a bird I would totally know

J: Wise Bird

M:Indeed I am😂😂
M:Lol I gtg to bed cause I'm sick and tired so goodnight!!! Thanks for into dicing me to M&M poops and squirrels

J:Night