If the Jedi temple had a hotline to call it'll sound like this:

*rings* 

Welcome to the Jedi Temple on Coruscant. We are sorry but we are unable to answer your call at this time. Please press 1 for more options.
If you wish to speak to a Jedi Council member please press 2.
If you wish to get speak to Yoda for Jedi wisdom please press 3.
If you have a Sith sighting to report, please press 4. 

Thank you and may the force be with you.

Shout out to my mom who helped me make this!