" w-w-who is this?"
"Huh! Your not the old lady! Well, I'll introduce myself soon. It's 'who's there' not who is this."
I sat there, Gaster beside me. I looked up and sighed.
"Ok, who's there."
"Sans"
"Sans who?"
"Oh, I guess I have a good sanse of jokes for you to fall for that."
I laughed. Whoever was there was pretty funny.
"So, I'm guessing Sans is your name?"
The person at the other door gasped, but it seemed sarcastic.
"Oh how did you figure out?"
"Haha it was obvious.. sans."
"Well yes. I'm Sans, Sans the skelehuman."
It got quiet for a minute or two. Then I had a great joke.
"Hey! Sans!"
"Yeah kiddo?"
"What's a skeletons favorite instrument?"
"I don't know... is it a trombone?"
"Wow, i didn't think that.. I thought xylobone, but I guess that's right too.."
I heard a deep chuckle from Sans.
"Good one kiddo."
It got silent again, and then we both exchanged jokes.
"So.. kid, are you gonna tell me your name?"
If he was beside me, he would've seen me blushing so hard. I forgot the easiest thing ever.
"Uh kid?"
"Huh? Oh well, I think it's better if I figure out if it's destiny to tell you or not."
"I'm going to take a guess that your name is Destiny."
"Really? How did you know?"
I said with sarcasm.
"Hey that's my job!"
"I don't care Sans, I don't care."
I sat there and chuckled. I thought Sans had left,so I got up thanks to Gaster pulling me up, when I heard another knock.
"Who's there"
"Dishes"
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a very very bad knock knock joke."
"Wha- PFFFT HAHAHAHAHA I'm dead Sans!"
I laughed and dropped back onto the floor, rolling around. I had never expected him to be that funny.
"Hey Destiny?"
"Yeah?"
"Do you think the old lady would ever let me in?"
"Yeah! Of course! Just continue coming!"
I heard the front door open and Frisk shouting.
"HONEY IM HOOOOME!"
I winced at how loud she was, but all Sans did was laugh.
"Sounds like  Pap- uh... what did the ocea-"
"Sans that joke is so old please don't."
"Heh, that's right"
It got silent again.
"Hey Destiny can you tell Sans a joke for me?"
I looked up at him.
"Sure."
"Tell him, wanna hear the funniest joke ever."
"Whatever you say G."
"Hey Sans?"
I silently hoped he didn't leave yet.
"Yeah kiddo?"
"Wanna hear the funniest joke ever?"
"Sure kid."
I looked at Gaster, wondering what next. Then, I realized what he was doing.
"The funniest joke ever."
"Wow kid. that was.. unexpected."
Time Skip
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"Well, I gotta go now. Bye kiddo."
"Bye legendary fart master."
"Pfft. Haha very funny D."
"Fine. Bye SANS."
I walked back upstairs and snuck into the kitchen. I reached up for a piece of pie when I heard Momster come in.
"My child, where have you been? Frisk, Chara and I were looking for you!"
I turned around in shock and dropped the plate I was holding. Momster dove and caught the plate.
"Something tells me you should only use plastic stuff.."
"No it's not like that! You scared me!"
"Well, goodnight child."
"What?"
She picked me up by my feet and hung me upside down.
"What the!"
"Hehehe! I have captured you my child!"
She took me upstairs still holding me upside down. She finally threw me onto the bed.
"Night my child."
Time Skip
I woke up early the next morning, surprised to hear what was going on. Chara and Momster were... having a pun battle? I thought Chara would win, but at the end Momster won with an epic pun.
I ran up and challenged Toriel to a pun battle.
Time Skip (again)
"Prove to me"
I had regrets over this idea of mine.
"Prove to me your good enough."
I was scared, shaking in my boots waiting until she said her first pun.
"Prove to me-"
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