I just thought I'd share this hilarious thing which I remembered.
I created this nursery rhyme when I was...twelve or something. I was staying at Aldeburgh which is a seaside town/village in Suffolk, and I was staying in the Wentworth hotel with my family.

Roll out the barrel, cried the cat and the sparrow,
And they both became rather drunk.
The little dog couldn't stop laughing soon,
So he kept on laughing till noon.

Dum Diddle dide diddle dum,
Diddle Diddle dide Diddle dum.

Soon they became sober, and they all went to Aldeburgh,
And they had a grand Holliday.
The little dog loved all of it,
And the sparrow even hopped a bit.

Dum Diddle dide Diddle dum,
Diddle Diddle dide Diddle dum.

They went to the sea, then they supped some cold tea,
Then they rode on their bicycles.
They stayed at the Wentworth Hotel,
And it wasn't some kind of motel.

Dum Diddle dide Diddle dum,
Diddle Diddle dide Diddle dum dum dum.