1. AARAVOS (The Dragon Prince)

pros
-gives off dumb cat vibes
-gives off satanic cat vibes at the same time
-that voice is KILLING me
-the accent is killing me as well
-blud doing a handstand on the back of his shiny invisible star horse while explaining something vErY sErIoUs
-voldy vibes (wants to come back / escape from a prison)

cons
-he's evil (but no one cares)
-that's it he has one con

Rating: one star horse out of a moth child

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2. ARCANE: LEAGUE OF LEGENDS

pros
-Imagine Dragons theme song (big points there)
-cool animation
-cool characters
-cool design
-that one guy that I really like (but forgot his name)
-that music just hits different

cons
-a cat gets murdered in episode 1
-BY A FRICKIN MOUSE ON STEROIDS

Rating: half a dead cat out of a mouse on steroids

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3. IMAGINE DRAGONS (ze band)

pros
-awesome music
-srsly that schist just hits DIFFERENT
-Dan
-Dan being a cat
-three out of the four are named Daniel
-Ben
-amazing concerts
-Sharks

cons
none

Rating: 100+ amazhang songs out of a holy trinity of Daniels (and Ben)

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4. CATS

pros
-adorable
-floofy
-the eyes
-the paws
-memes
-funny faces
-gags at a hairbrush

cons
-destroy ur legs
-shed fur
-the midnight zoomies
-the screaming at 2am

Rating: one blood-chilling 2am scream out of half a bath tub of fur

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5. THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY

pros
-gets to buisness halfway through episode 1
-ma boi Five
-Klaus
-just super cool
-action
-the effects
-Five
-the amazing lines u can quote
-the songs (Run Boy Run, Istanbul (Not Constantiople), I Think We're Alone Now...)
-the episode names
-stage seven: homicidal rage
-Five (yes for the third time bc he's awesome)

cons
-4th season isn't here yet

Rating: a coffee-deprived Five out of an IKEA mafia

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6. HARRY POTTER

pros
-real funny
-Ron
-Hermione
-sassy Harry
-Lupin
-Sirius
-just the general course of action
-the theme song
-just downright awesome
-spells

cons
-Dursleys
-Dumbitch
-Lockhart (🤮 sorry)

Rating: one broken wand out of a freaking-out Hermione

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7. FANTSATIC BEASTS

pros
-Grindelwald
-Johnny Depp
-Jude Law
-Newt
-Jacob being a muggle
-the blue fire
-Protego Diabolica
-Lally with her books
-"Because your skull is suceptible to breakage under extreme pressure"
-"I hate Paris"
-"Is your uncle the Norwegian minister for magic?"

cons
-they changed the actor *depression*
-yes they had a good reason but still

Rating: one flaming dragon out of a trained niffler

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8. BACK TO THE FUTURE

pros
-Doc dumbs everything down for Marty and the audience
-"So make like a tree and get out of here"
-the DeLorean
-"Wait are you telling me this sucker's nuclear"
-🎶mister Sandman, give me dream🎶
-the theme song tho

cons
-infinite amount of plot holes

Rating: one cool ass time travelling car out of a dancing Doc

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9. BROOKLYN 99

pros
-jake
-pimento
-great quotes
-song moments
-UNCRY THESE TEEEEARS
-mafia jake

cons
-Boyle's love life

Rating: one umami flavoured french kiss out of a great music moment

Anyways

Hope u enjoyed this

Bai

~Villains