I saw this on Facebook (this is why I don't go to Facebook guys. These are the best 'memes' Facebook offers.) 

FIRST of all, he uses Pakalu Papito's profile picture as a springboard for his 'content'. That's like me using Jenna Moreci's profile picture: to trick people into reading something that they actually wouldn't have. 

Ahem.

People who liked this post on FB: What's wrong with you all? I mean, is your 'Ha Ha' button not working? 

Mostly the people who agree to these are damaged 'men' who have trouble being in stable relationships. I mean, come on people. This guy sounds 'hurt' as hell. Like he's been in 12 non functional relationships, and 8  of them happened at the same time. 

Real. Men. Don't. Speak. Like. This. Please don't hate on men in the comments. Men are cool. It's just... 0.01% of men turn out to be like Xavier. 

Now let's get into the nitty gritty of all the the reasons he is 'right'. 

1. When you marry the right woman, you're COMPLETE.

If you need a woman to make you feel complete...  then you don't deserve a woman.

2. When you marry the wrong woman, you're finished

First... who told you to marry her? 

Second, there's this amazing thing called 'divorce'. Do it. Now. If, you know, the 'wrong' woman hasn't divorced you already.

3. When you're wife catches you with another woman...

It means not only are you a douche, but you were even stupid enough to get caught. 

4. If you marry a woman who likes shopping...

If you don't wanna marry a woman who likes shopping, just marry a guy. Modern problems require modern solutions.

Actually, don't get married at all. No one deserves a dipshit like you.

Except maybe a dipshit like me oops...

Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.