After getting screamed at by her father, Ling Ling Hitdolf aler swor to get back at her asian jew parent. She shaved her head, grew a moustache, and manipulated germany itself. It is at that time she heard a calling. A calling from god himself. A mission. To get rid of all the jews that reminded her of her father. God gave her a new meaning, and a new name. Adolf Hitler. It is at that time she met a really nice girl, she wanted to bone that girl and show her father who the boss was, although she couldnt, since she had a vagina. She decided "if i'm going to be a fuhrer, i might as well be a guy, eh?" So she got a sex Change. Adolf Hitler was fully born.

Although he had almost eradicated most of the jews, he couldnt forget how his dad's matzah balls tasted like. Then, Hitler started to get flashbacks of who he was. The real him. The real her. Ling ling hitdolf aler. It drove him mad, it drow HER mad. His wife started to ask questions. He refused to answer, SHE refused to answer.

Hitler was getting even more confused until blam! He shot his wife, SHE shot his wife. Grief enlightens him. He aims his gun to his head and says, "OH DEAR THOSE MATZAH BALLS WERE SALTY!" and shot himself dead.

moral of the story make sure you trully want the sex change.