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Have some incorrect Marvel Quotes (They're all from parks and rec)

Tony: Just give me all the Schwarma you have. Wait, wait. I'm worried what you just heard was, "Give me a lot of Schwarma." What I said was, "Give me all the  Schwarma you have". Do you understand?

Peter P: *Attempting to usher people into Tony and Peppers wedding reception* Attention, everybody! Madams and...mis...wahs? If you would do me the obligation of having your honor, heretofore, in the room doth right over there, uh, hence.
Steve: What?
Peter P: Big event, in that room, fifteen minutes.

Hope: Scott refuses to tell anyone when his birthday is; he's even had it redacted on all government documents. Three years of investigations, phone calls, Freedom of Information Act requests, and I still had nothing. Until, a well placed bribe to a gentleman at Baskin Robins revealed... Scott's birthday is on Friday!

[Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker]
Tony: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Peter P: ...I did. I broke it.
Tony: No. No you didn't. Sam?
Sam: Don't look at me. Look at Bucky.
Bucky: What?! I didn't break it.
Sam: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Bucky: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Same: Suspicious.
Bucky: No it's not!
Natasha: If it matters, probably not, but April was the last one to use it.
Clint: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Natasha: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Clint: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that Nat!
Peter P: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it Tony.
Tony: No! Who broke it!?
Bucky: Tony...Bruce's been awfully quiet.
Bruce: REALLY?! *Turns into hulk*
[Everyone starts arguing]
Tony: [being interviewed] I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

Steve: This "Snake Juice" is basically rat poison. Everybody's wasted.
[cuts to a drunk and crying Peter P]
Peter P: You don't even know one thing, I didn't even say one thing and then she asked me the whole thing and I didn't even do it once!!
[cuts to a drunk Sam]
Sam: I'm like an elephant, OK? If I walk into a room, it's like OK, he's in there.
[cuts to a drunk Natasha]
Natasha: I'm gonna tell you...That...That bitch over there...I'm...I'm gonna tell..I don't have to...I don't have to brag.
[cuts to a drunk and giggling Thor]
Thor: Baba booey.
[cuts to a drunk Thor]
Thor: Turn this music down. [singing] Farts and boobs and love and stuff... macaroni salad...
[cuts to a drunk Clint]
Clint: [rapidly signing random shit]
[cuts to a drunk and laughing Bruce who starts coughing then drinks more Snake Juice]
[cuts to a drunk Stephen, who is wearing A hat from Clint and dancing frantically to Who Dat Girl By Flo Rida]

Tony: Pepper, we have to go hire a new PR director for the health department.
Pepper: Oh my god I'm so hungover. I've never been this hungover. Are we dead?
Tony: I feel great. I ran a 5K this morning.
Pepper: Really?
Tony: No, I threw up in the shower.

Tony: You're wearing snow pants...
Peter P: I got home last night and I thought I might go sledding...
[View of Peter's lawn where there's not a drop of snow in sight]

I highly recommend Parks And Rec to anyone, especially if you enjoy shows like the office.