My pain, my sickness, my laziness.

Today, I am sick af. I didn't get any fucking sleep last night and was tossing and turning all night. I watched the movie Howard The Duck, and was thinking about it all night. Plus, I had a weird nightmare about Dr. Jenkins murdering meh. So, that's how crappy my night was. In the morning, my fat ass tried to button my pants and it took a whole hour (jk I just gave up for a minute) and when I finally got the button on, my mom tells me I'm not going to school cuz I'm sick. In my mind, I was like, OMFG I BUTTONED UP MY PANTS FOR NOTHING?! MY HANDS HURT LIKE FUCK ALL FOR NOTHING?! I'M SO TRIGGERED RIGHT NOW.

All I did today was eat, sleep, play on my tablet, drink as much fucking tea I want cuz I'm obsessed with tea, and complain about everything. And tomorrow I'm going to the doctor so I get to miss 2 days of school!!!!!! FUCK YEAH BITCHES!!! MORE TEA FOR MEH!

ME WHEN I'M SICK

SWEATING REALLY BADLY: "fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck."
HAS TO DRINK THE DISGUSTING SANDY MEDICINE THAT SOMETIMES MAKES ME FEEL QUEAZY: "FUCK."
TRIES TO GET WIFI BUT FAILS SO HAS NOTHING TO DO: "FUUUCK."
WANTS TO BE ON TABLET BUT IT HAS TO CHARGE: "OH MY FUCKING GAAAWD."
ASKS FOR TACOS BUT MOM SAYS NO CUZ SHE AIN'T GOT NO MONEY: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!"
EATS A CHEESEBURGER AND THEN FEELS LIKE THROWING UP: "fuck.fuck.fuck.fuck.fuck.fuck.fuck!fuckfuck"
LOOKS FOR TEA BUT FAVORITE TEA IS GONE: *KILLS SELF*
REALIZED THAT KILLING YOURSELF IS A SIN: "FUCK."
ASKS SATAN FOR FORGIVENESS CUZ IM A JEW AND HE SAYS NO: "AAAAAAW FUCK."
GOES INTO DEPRESSION: "FUCK."
SNEAKS OUT OF HELL AND REALIZED HELL HAD WIFI AND NOWHERE ELSE HAS WIFI: "FUCK!"
GOES INTO FIVE STAGES OF GREIF (CURRENTLY IN ANGER): "FUUUCK!"
GIVES UP ON LIFE: "FUCK YOU."

If this is you every day, I feel sorry for you. #make wifi free