Hipster: *taking a shower* 

-later- 

Hipster: *gets out sees a roach * 0-0 the hell *jumps back in the shower* GO GO AWAY GO GO GO LLLLEEEEEAAAAVVVVEEEEE MMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.....SOMEONE HHHHHEEEEELLLLPPPPPP MEEEEEE

-later been in the shower for an hour * 

Hipster: *trys to get out * 

Roach: FUCKING TRY ME 

Hipster: T^T I wanna leave the shower its c-cold 

Roach: You come out i bite your ass

Hipster: *yelps goes back in the shower*