Kale: Hey Zaydon.

(Zaydon punches Kale in the stomach)

Kale: What the fuck?

Zaydon: You are one of my very best friends. And I cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life like this. You're too young. You're too beautiful.

Kale: What the fuck are you talking about?

Zaydon: I'm talking about the baby that's growing inside of your belly right now.

Kale: I'm not pregnant.

Zaydon: Well, not after that punch you're not. I've been taking muay thai classes.

Kale: I was never pregnant, Trisha!

Zaydon: Are... you sure?

Kale: Yes I'm fucking sure!

Caulifla: I'm sorry, but why the fuck is everybody yelling over here?

Zaydon: Oh, I found this positive pregnancy test and—

(Caulifla punches Kale in the stomach)

Kale: Aw motherfucker!