#1

Zaydon: Oh hi, thanks for checking in, I'm still a piece of garbage.

#2

    In Random Book 4.....

Ghost Zaydon:  *sees Kai fighting Dajjal* Can I have a waffle? Can I please have a waffle?

#3

Zaydon:  I wanna see my little boy.

Ghost:  Here he comes! *carries Kai*

Zaydon:  I wanna see my little boy.

#4

Zaydon:  Hey, got that gas money?

Austin:  No, got my card with me.

Zaydon:  Ah, that's good. *grabs Austin's card and swipes it on the scanner*

Austin:  Dude!

Zaydon:  Want cash back?

#5

Zaydon:  Want something to eat?

Towa:  No.

Zaydon:  Alright.

    Zaydon grabbed his McDonald's order until Towa was about to reach for it.

Towa: Hey, can I-

Zaydon:  *barks like a dog* GET YOUR D**N HAND BACK!!!