Videl: *blushes*  I-I'll be your present, Gohan!

Gohan:  Alright then, Piccolo can be the tree.

Piccolo:  Leave it to me.

(That's not what she meant.)

Android 18:  I'm be your present, dummy.

Krillin:  Da-

(He blushes red as a boiled octopus.)

Bulma:  I'm your present, Vegeta!

Vegeta:  This is foolish. *eyes half-open*

(Though he wasn't displeased.)

Chi-Chi:  I'm your present, Goku!

Goku:  Hey! Not in front of the kids!

(He really didn't expect that (like that).)