Ana: Shadow can we eat somewhere else PLEASE?! *Groans* I haven't gone to the bathroom right in a week--

Shadow: *Edgelord* can we what? Ana, the Micrib is what is known as a "limited time item."

Ana: ...

Shadow: They only make them two, three times a year tops. We are obliged to eat as many as possible. *Pulls out a Micrib* look at it Ana.
Look. At. It. *Waves it in Ana's face.*

Ana: Uhh---

Shadow: We didn't have these when I was a kid, and if you don't appreciate this craftsmanship...get out of my car.

*Later*

Ana: Tails got anything to eat? I'm so hun--

*The door slams open*

Ana: *sighs* oh goddamnit.

Shadow: Ana, *holds a bag* you forgot your mid morning, lunch, and afternoon Mcribs.

Ana: *dryly* yeah thanks Shadow. This is Tails, Tails, Shadow.

Shadow: Nice to meet you, Tails. What do you know about the Mcrib?

Tails: The...Mcrib? Uhhh, I don't know, they're okay, I--

Shadow: *pulls out a paper* Well Tails, you see...
The Mcrib is a barbeque flavored pork sandwich, periodically sold by the international fast food restaurant chain McDonald's. It was first introduced to the McDonald's menu in 1981, following test marketing--

Tails: *nervous* uhhh, Ana?

Ana: shh! Don't speak, or else he'll go off about the ingredients next.  *Forces a  smile*