Ana: Your hand in my hand! I could never choose to love another...

Shadow: maybe one day I can learn to love, you, too.

Ana: *shattered*

*TWO HOURS LATER*

Ana: *inhales deeply* WAAAAAAAAAAAHHH  *sobbing*

Sonic: aww, jeez Annie (Sonic calls her Annie for fun) uhh, I mean, on the bright side, he said MAYBE! That means something right?!

Ana: *ugly crying*

X

I ship them so much lmao
Art not mine!!!

***

*Sonic, Ana, and Shadow are stuck in a well*

Ana: hmm, maybe if you had more upper arm strength.

Sonic: yeah you should work out more.

Shadow: well why don't I start now?! After all I got a couple of DUMBELLS right here! *Snickers at his own joke*

Sonic: I don't get it.

Shadow: can you not stand so close to me? You're making me claustrophobic.

Sonic: what does claustrophobic mean?

Ana: it means he's afraid of Santa Claus.

Shadow: No it doesn't!

Sonic: Ho Ho Ho!

Ana: Stop it Sonic, you're scaring him!

Sonic: Ho Ho Ho! *Laughs*

Shadow: *eye twitching* it's not working, Sonic.

Sonic: darn.