Shadow: I have seen many horrors...but that *points at Ana* that thing scares me...

Ana: *trying to hide while practically stalking Shadow*

Ana: *whispers to herself* he'll never see me here...ooh has he been working out? Damn, *secretly squeals* oooooh his chest is so fluffy...I wonder what it's like to actually touch it...

Shadow: *eye twitch*

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Ana: A chili dog!

Sonic: Where?!

Ana: a bright young girl named Maria!

Shadow: Where?!

Sonic: A brooding edge Lord named Shadow!

Ana: WHERE?!!

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Sonic: so did you give Shadow another rose today?

Ana: yep.

Sonic: how'd it go?

Ana: *sighs* it went like it always does, he ran off...

Sonic: *sad* geez Annie, maybe you should just give up...I mean, that's gotta hurt, constantly trying to get Shadow to like you, and him constantly telling you no.

Ana: it hurts yeah, *looks at the ground* but I'm not a quitter! I'll keep trying to give him a rose, and once he accepts it, all those other attempts will make it worth while. I just know it...

Sonic: if you say so...

*Meanwhile*

Shadow: *walks into a garden, placing a rose in a pot of soil next to other roses*

Shadow: *smiles faintly* 137...

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Shadow: where's that DAMN fourth chaos emerald?!

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Shadow: Hey...*awkward* it's almost lunchtime, what do you wanna eat? I assume it's Chili dogs.

Ana: are you only saying that because I'm Sonic's sister?! Do you really think I'm like him in every shape and form?! That is so rude! Chaos you're such an asshole sometimes!

Shadow: *jumps* whoa, uh--damn, i--sorry...*sighs deeply, trying not to explode* well, what's your favorite food then?

Ana: ...chili dogs.

Shadow: *explodes*

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Shadow: I'm going to shoot you!

Ana: well give it your best shot--

Shadow: *pulls out a wedding ring*

Ana: WHAAAA---

Shadow: Not this! *Pulls out a gun* this!

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Sonic: *sings* Ana Annie, bananny fofanny...

Ana: *about to kill him*

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Sonic: here's a picture of Ana when she was six, she was mad because they were all out of Shadow the Hedgehog stuffed toys--

Ana: SONIC!

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Sonic: hm? Hey my chili dog!

Ana: you showed Shadow embarrassing photos of me, you're not worthy of this chili dog! *Walks off*

Sonic: *angry* you know you're just like Mom you're always trying to control things!

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Sonic: who here wants to be Sonic the hedgehog's girlfriend?

Fangirls: me! Me! Me! I love you! Marry me! *Squealing*

Shadow: I'm better off alone...

Fangirls & Ana: me! Me! I love you! Your so sexy!

Shadow: *immediately runs away*

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Ana: *pregnant, sobbing* you did this to me! You told me you were sterile!

Shadow: *dark and depressed* you know what.... you're right.

Ana: *crying*

Shadow: I DID do this to myself.

Ana: WHAT?!

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