Ana: why do you want to destroy the world? Why won't you give them a chance?

Shadow: you wouldn't understand.

Ana: *approaches him* maybe not, but I can try! Tell me what happened Shadow

Shadow: *military flashback*

Shadow: let's go, hurry!

Maria: Shadow--

*Bang*

Shadow: Maria! Hold on Maria, we're almost there! No...what are you doing?

Maria: Shadow, I beg of you, do it for me...

Shadow: Maria! Wait!

Maria: all of the people on that planet...kill them.

Shadow: Maria!

Maria: Sayonara, Shadow, the hedgehog

Shadow: MARIAAAAA!

*End of flashback*

Shadow: I have lived every day to keep that promise

Ana: ...that, doesn't sound right

Shadow: you dare question my past?!

Ana: *jumps* no! I mean, it makes sense. I'm sorry that happened, but Maria---

Shadow: wanted me to kill everyone.

Ana: ...okay! Are you...sure?

Shadow: it's called "revenge" Ana, what else could she have wanted?

Ana: what if she wanted world peace?!

Shadow: foolish.

Ana: is it?

Shadow: she loved humans so much... until one of them killed her. And then she decided that I should kill them all. For her....

Ana: uggghhhhhh! Seriously, just think for a second!

Shadow: no, stay out of my way, I have to fulfill my promise. *Runs off*

Shadow: *suddenly runs backwards like some weird ass ultimate lifeform trying to be cool for one minute* okay so I just remembered that what Maria actually said was, "give them a chance to be happy."

Ana: *crosses arms, smart-ass* oh really?

Shadow: In hindsight it seems out of character for her to ask me to do genocide.

Ana: *sarcastic* wow...who would have guessed?

Shadow: how could I have been so wrong? What was I missing?

Ana: common sense.

Shadow I failed her...I failed everyone.

Ana: but it's not too late to make it right.

Shadow: you're right, I'm going to do what Maria would have wanted me to do.

Ana: that's the spirit!

Shadow: I'm going to k*ll myself

Ana: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!