pairing: EVERYONE!

(This is based off the comic strip on YT. RIGHTS TO ORIGINAL OWNER!
I thought it was so funny I had to add my own OC!
So in this Ana and Sonic are 25 years old! Also just to be clear character's such as CC, T-Bone, Ruff do not belong to me)

Ari belongs to _Angelic_Amy_
Enjoy!

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Ana: What do you mean you're NOT GOING?! You can't NOT GO!

Shadow: *casual* you know I can't stand social events.

Ana: But I'm supposed to be performing there! Aren't you going to support me?!

Shadow: I stopped by to send you my well wishes. I'm sure you'll be perfect.

Ana: Remember when you told me you LOVED me? And that you would DO ANYTHING for me?!

Shadow: *casual* that did not include dinner parties.

Ana: EXCUSE ME?! Oh, I'm sorry! Guess I missed the fine print on that one, huh?! *Furious* YOU DUMB, STUPID, OLD---GRRRRRRR! *Storms off*

Shadow: *smirking*

Ana: fine, fine! If you're gonna be like that, I'll make sure to dance with every single guy there!

Shadow: *scoff, unimpressed* as if that stubborn brother of yours would ever allow that...

Ana: *smirk* oh please, he will be SOOOOO relieved that I'm not fussing over you. He would be overjoyed!

Shadow: *tense, whispers to himself* he wouldn't...would he?

Ana: *approaches Shadow in her black dress* well, I hope you have a fabulous time. BY. YOUR. SELF.

Shadow: *puzzled, blushing* whoa, I--I didn't know you were going dressed like...THAT!

Sonic: *downstairs* Let's go Ana! We'll be late!

Ana: Goodnight, grump hog *walking off*

Shadow: Ana, wait!

*Ana leaves*

Shadow: *grumbles* I need to find a suit...

*LATER*

Announcer: Introducing Sonic and Ana and Ari the Hedgehog

Tails: Oh thank chaos you're here!

CC: Welcome Hedgehog family. You look wonderful, but Sonic, I believe it is customary to wear a bowtie to Blacktie event.

Ari: That's what I told him...

Sonic: *crosses his arms* I put on pants, didn't I?

Ari: and I am sooooo proud of you, *pinches his cheek*

Sonic: knock it off Ari...

Announcer: Introducing Mr. and Mrs. Knuckles the Enchidna, and family.

CC: Welcome! *Uneasy* all of you...

Rouge: Thanks for having us. Boys, what do we say?

Knuckles & the two sons, (T-Bone and Ruff): Thank you for inviting us to this elegant affair.

Rouge: I didn't mean you too, Knuckles...

T-Bone: *excited* Ana! *Hugs*

Ana: aw, hey T-Bone, hey Ruff! I've never seen you boys looking so fresh!

T-Bone: Mom put snot in our hair!

Ruff: hair gel, T-Bone, *touches his hair* but it might as well be snot. Bleh.

Ana: my date stood me up. *Smiles* maybe I can steal a dance with you two so I don't have to spend the entire evening by myself.

???: That won't be necessary.

Ana: Huh--

Announcer: Introducing Shadow the Hedgehog, quite... unexpectedly.

*Shadow stands in the middle of the room, dressed in a sharp tux*

Ana: *blush and smirks* rrrrrrreow~

Sonic: Hey you watch your mouth young lady!

Ana: *dry* we are the same age, Sonic...*smiles at Shadow* I'm glad you decided to come.

Shadow: Me too, I'm sorry about earlier. You look phenomenal.

Sonic: back off creep.

Shadow: oh I didn't realize compliments were against the rules, great family skills, Sonic. *Rolls eyes*

Ari: now everybody listen. We are all going to be polite and get along! And NOT FIGHT at our friends party, or so help me I will beat you all in the ground.

*Meanwhile (pt 1)*

Ari: soooo how are things with Tails?

CC: *sighs* mostly pleasant. Though there continues to be a language barrier at times. It is so peculiar, in my former life my purpose was to be able to translate languages between computers. Yet with Tails, there is still so much that I do not understand.

Ari: Oh don't worry CC, it'll come with time. Sonic and I are so close we don't even have to talk with words anymore.

CC: *surprised* really?

Ari: watch this.

*Sonic is across the room but feels someone staring at him*

Sonic: *looks, meeting Ari's gaze*

Ari: *smirking, wine glass to her face, biting her lower lip*

Sonic: *eyes wide, cheeks flushing*

CC: *amazed* it worked! What did you tell him?

Ari: *smirking* oh that we just forgot something back at our house.

Sonic: *grabs Ari* Sorry CC I'm gonna steal my wife from you for a bit! okay, thanks bye! *Runs off*

CC: ... impressive.

*Meanwhile (pt 2)*

Knuckles: *eating at the dinner tables*

T-bone: dad! Can I PLEASE have the leg?! I'll only take the leg, I swear! Pretty please?

Knuckles: Of course you can bud!

T-Bone: YES!

Knuckles: *turn towards the cooked turkey* just grab your plate and--

CC: *shriek*

Knuckles: hm?

T-Bone: *running off with CC's robotic leg* It's MINE NOW!

CC: *chasing after* return my appendage or I shall exact the law of Talion on you!

Ruff: that's the spirit T-Bone! *Rips his suit off* stuff this fancy party!

Rouge: *appears* okay, so while everyone was focusing on the kids I may have accidentally stolen this necklace from someone...

Knuckles: *starts to shotgun down his alcohol*

*Meanwhile (pt 3)*

Sonic: *drunk, grabs Shadow's shoulder*
*Hiccup* c'mere *drags Shadow*

Shadow: as much as I would love to knock you on your drunk tail, need I remind you that we agreed not to fight tonight?

Sonic: *drunk* keep walking tough guy...

Sonic: *shoves Shadow on a barstool, sits next to him*

Shadow: *confused* wait, I don't understand--

Sonic: *drunk* bartender! Get the pipsqueak a drink!

Shadow: *glare* you don't have to do that

Sonic: *drunk* ahh but I do! *Points a finger in Shadow's face* see I've come to the painful realisssssation that I'm stuck with you! So les juss DRINK UP and lemme pick yer brain. That's what in-laws do.

Shadow: *threateningly* get your finger out of my face before I rip it off your hand.

Sonic: *drunk* cheers you son of a...wait, are you even old enough to drink? Little grandpa baby? Baby Grandpa science experiment man--

Shadow: *grabs his drink from Sonic's hand, glaring* give me that.

*Few drinks later...*

Ana: *peaking around a corner* oh my God what's happening? Have they killed each other?

Ari: no... they're just talking.

Sonic: *drunk, depressed* I jussss can't believe that my sisser had to pick a genetically engineered mutant...to date. And that myyyyy OUT OF THIS WORLD wifey, is related TO YOUUUU!

Shadow: *drunk, trying to laugh* khhh

Shadow: *laughs, head on counter* Guhuhuhuhuh *covering his mouth*

Sonic: *drunk* and jusss what are YOU laffin at?!

Shadow: *drunk* I jusss pictured myself showin' up a'cher door in a tux like, 'hey Ana!' *dying of laughter*

Sonic: *drunk* noooooo hohohohoohohoo *laughing* 'but Sonic I love him!', But Ana its a mutant! *Laughing and crying* oh gawd my baby sis!

Shadow: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA *pounds his fist on the counter* an--and then my sissssss, married YOU!

Ana: *shocked, still hiding in the corner with Ari*

Sonic: *drunk, hugging Shadow* I love you man but I sssssstil wanna kick her teeth in.

Shadow: *drunk, returning the hug* an'yer, like, mah friend, but I can't friggin' stand you...

Sonic: *drunk* we should do karaoke!

Shadow: *drunk* YESSS!

Ana: my brother...and my boyfriend, are making drunk jokes about us..*stunned*

Ari: uhhhh, at least there bonding?

Ana: Ari that is YOUR husband and YOUR brother!

Ana: I know! But...let's see where this goes, yeah?

*SEVERAL MINUTES LATER*

*Sonic and Shadow are on stage, singing terribly*

Sonic/Shadow: *drunk* 🎶"here's a strong word buh, I really really really really like you, I really like yoouuuuuuuu"🎶

Random: Get off the stage!

*Ana and Ari watch*

Shadow: *picks up the microphone poll, knocking Sonic over on accident* I'LL FUGGIN' KILL YOU!

Sonic: *drunk, laughing on the ground* Shadow stahp...🎶"In the name of loveeeee..."🎶

Shadow: *drunk* I AM THE ULTIMATE *hiccup* KARAOKE MACHINE! Ahhh, I'MMMMMM THE COOLEST!

Ana: *filming*

Sonic: *drunk* play it cool boyyyyyy, ruh-reel-cooool. And then you go badah-badah-badaaaaah- uhhh, *nearly passing out*

Ari: that's our cue. *Goes to Sonic*

Ana: *grabs the poll out of Shadow's hands* What in Chaos's name is wrong with you?!

Shadow: *drunk* Annnniiiiieeeee *hugs*

Sonic: *drunk, passed out*

Ari: *helping Sonic up*

Ana: Good God you're a mess. You both are! We leave you alone for twenty minutes?!

Shadow: *drunk* yooouuuuu, you knowwwwww, *hiccup* I realissssed something.

Ana: and what is that?

Shadow: *drunk, teary eyed* you-- *hiccup* ar' the greatest, thing...that has ever happened to meeeeeeeee *crying* I luv yer soooo much!

Ana: *embarrassed* Shadow... you're hugging a stranger.

Sonic: *drunk* mmmm my wife's gonna get mad if shheeeeee seeeeees you touchin' me like thissssss

Ari: I am your wife.

Sonic: *drunk, suddenly smirks* 'sup gorgeousssssss?

Ana: let's get them home...