(This story was made from a joke I made with a friend.)

I grabbed as much teabags as I can. I had bought the most seductive tea as I can, as well as getting some tea that can easily make someone fall asleep. I made the trail of teabags to my cottage so that my victim could lured to me. I made some hot tea and set it at a table outside to have the sweet scent reach his nose and catch his attention.

"Dad, the fuck are you doing?" You asked me.

"I'm luring a British man to my cottage," I said blatantly.

"Why?" You asked, raising your eyebrow.

"You'll see..."

Soon enough, a handsome Brit had caught the hot tea's scent. He smiled went he found a teabag.

"Hey, a teabag," he smiled and picked it up.

He saw that there were more and started collecting the bags as he followed the trail. The seductive scent became heavier as he got closer to the cottage. He had many teabags in his arms and decided to set them down on the chair. Looked at the warm tea and was about to drink it, but then he screamed. He had saw a spider with a top hat in his tea.

"What are you lookin' at you?" The spider asked.

The British male quickly set the cup down and turned to only see me.

"You activated my trap card!" I shouted before I broke his ankles and used chloroform or whatever it's called to put him to sleep.

I dragged him to my basement, forcefully married him and lived a happily ever after!

The End