Ghost: *notices a black lamp* Oh sweet, this is gonna be good! Huh, it's so hard to see the writings.

The lamp begins to shake until it sprays out a giant cloud of black smoke.

Ghost: Man, give the goodies!

The black smoke grows two cold, green eyes until it reveals to be a young genie.

???: For thousands of years, I've laid dormant. Who has disturb my slumber?!

Ghost: I did.

Zaydon: I'm Zaydon the genie. For now, I'm giving you 7 wishes.

Ghost: Okay Zaydon, my first wish is giving me some powers.

Zaydon: You know, I'm giving you a set of rules or as I called it.........DESCRIPTIONS!!!!!

Ghost: Fiiiine, give me some dark powers to defend myself in combat.

Zaydon: Okay that's one wish....TO GO!!!! *zaps Ghost with an incredible amount of powers*

Zaydon: You have six wishes left, master.

Ghost: Alright, I wished for a 3 foot hoagie.

A 3 foot hoagie appears before Ghost's eyes and it was devoured by him.

Zaydon: 5 wishes left.

Ghost: Give me.....a lifetime of vodka.

Zaydon: I think I know what you mean.

Zaydon summons a giant bottle of vodka as Ghost begins to run towards it.

Zaydon: 4 more.

Ghost: I wished that Kale is here.

Zaydon snaps his fingers as a puff of smoke made Kale appeared.

Kale: What just happened?

Zaydon: You have 3 more wishes left.

Kale: Okay, I'm gonna wish for a new outfit.

Zaydon: Okay.

Ghost: Wow Kale, you looked more beautiful.

Zaydon: You have 2 wishes left.

Ghost: Alright, I wished for a new weapon.

Zaydon: I got you covered.

   Then, a shotgun with an axe appears on Ghost's hands.

Ghost:  Awesome!!

Zaydon:  Now, you have only 1 wish left, master.

Ghost:  My final wish is that you're free.

    Zaydon was confused until his legs begins to appeared and walked towards Ghost.

Zaydon:  Heh, see ya.