No time to see a doctor? Diagnosed on the spot with this easy symptom checkup!

Stargazer: *comes in*

Me: Headache? Cancer!

Stargazer: What?!

Iceberg: *comes in*

Me: Nosebleed? Multiple Sclerosis!

Iceberg: O_O

Paradise: *comes in* Oww...

Me: Aching jaw? That's a stroke!

Paradise: Yeah, okay.

Battlebringer: *comes in* AHHHHHHHH

Me: Sore toe? Stupidity

Battlebringer: T-T

Strongtalons: *comes in*

Me: Pursed lips? STOP PURSING YOUR LIPS!

Strongtalons: Oh, sorry!

Me: Chronic Kidney Disease

Strongtalons: :(

Foeseer: *comes in*

Me: Sheepy laugh? Dying

Foeseer: ...what?

Hawk: *comes in*

Me: Wolfy laugh? Pancreatic Cancer

Comet: *comes in*

Me: Spidery laugh? You are a spider.

Comet: How dare you!