My interpretation on every Pokémon Adventures character

This is my own opinion, so please don't hate me or get mad at me for any of these.

Red
Hey, I'm cool and I like Pokémon and I was nearly killed by a Victreebel and I threw a rock and took a Nidoking's eye out. I am a lot better than Ash, because I actually age, not to mention that I've only been killed a handful of times, unlike him. And also, I'm the Champion. Yeah. Team Rocket and the Elite Four better watch out for me!

Blue
I hate people. Red is weak and stupid. I'm stronger than him, but don't you dare say that I'm only a Gym Leader!
I travel across regions and am just a lot better than Red.

Green
Hello~! Would you like to purchase some of my (totally real) Pokémon battle products? I have everything you could ever need and— OH MY GOSH IS THAT A BIRD?!? Red! Save me! I'll love you forever!

Yellow
(Ew)
I'm annoying and would rather all my friends be killed than to admit to my crush that I'm a girl.

Gold
Heya Crys, hows life for— OW! What was that for?! I was trying to say you look— OW!

Silver
Please get me away from these people. I want my sister.

Crystal
My mom is weird and I like to play soccer, even though soccer doesn't exist, but I still like it. I'm amazing at catching Pokémon— in fact I've caught every single one*! And also—
GOLD! STOP SAYING THAT!
DON'T SAY IT!

*only in Kanto and Johto

Ruby
I believe that everyone should be beautiful (IpromiseyouIamnotsecretelyinTeamFlare). I hate fighting and have memory issues.
Also I am the most oblivious person on the planet.

Sapphire
Battlin's all I wanna do! I'm fifteen years old and still can't read! I love Ruby, but he's annoyin' sometimes. Like, he's always annoyin'. And he is always hangin' out with other girls! It ain't fair!

Emerald
i LiKe DiRt!

Diamond
All I need in life is food and sleep. My life is complete.

Pearl
I like slapping my best friend for literally no reason, simply because I have nothing else better to do.

Platinum
I am rich. I have money. You two are going to be my servants and bodyguards, but I'm not going to pay you. Never mind the fact that you are both the same age as me, I'm rich. Oh, and by the way, there are going to be a lot of people coming after me for my money. And I won't tell you my name, because I'm rich.
I have money.

Black
I'M REALLY, REALLY, REALLY GONNA DIE!!
YOU READERS!! YOU HAD BETTER BE READY BECAUSE I WONT COME BACK FOR SEVERAL YEARS LATER!!

White
My world is ending! Black is dead! Gigi left me! N likes me! Woe is me!
Oh Black! You're back! Just kidding, everything is all good now.

Blake
Hey~. You're beautiful. I love you— jk.

Whitley
I'm totally not in Team Plasma! I'm just a normal twelve-year-old girl who happens to crush on N and carries a locket with Team Plasma and N in it! Haha...

X
I hate tv. I hate Pokémon. I'm going to die.

Y
I love birds. I love flying. I hate my mom. And I'm a-ok with changing my clothes in front of my friends, never mind the fact that three of them are boys!

Sun
Money. I need money, but I can't do a job. Like literally, I cannot. Every time I do, I end up breaking a bone. It's happened more than once.

Moon
I'm a doctor from Kanto (never mind the fact that I'm only 10)... and I love poison!

... we need a ship for Sun x Platinum