Bro therapy
( Just a parody I thought that would be funny)
Joy was sitting in front of Zaydon, Frostwing and Maurice as they were in therapist's room.
Joy: What seem to be the problem?
Maurice: Honestly, I don't why we're here.
Frostwing: Because I'm tired of you and Zaydon's attitude.
Zaydon: Oh you're the victim.
Frostwing: I-
Maurice: Victim?
Frostwing: Shut up. I was being nice to you both and give
Zaydon: Cap.
Frostwing: I was giving both of you a c complement.
Maurice: No, no, no.
Frostwing: And you both did me dirty.
Maurice: You said we're both looking good today.
Frostwing: Yea so?
Zaydon: That's hella sus to us.
Frostwing: How?
Zaydon: We think you are gay.
Frostwing: No, it doesn't! I'm literally married and just had a threesome!
Maurice: YES IT DOES!
Frostwing: You both need to get laid...well you who I'm talking.
Maurice and Zaydon: Shut your Gohan looking clone up!
Frostwing: Crazy how I beat you in round two.
Zaydon: WHAT THE FUCK!?
Frostwing looks confused.
Maurice: I can't believe the gay comment just now.
Frostwing: You know what? Both of sleeping on the couch when we get back.
Zaydon: I don't care.
Maurice: My childhood was better.
Frostwing: It's really rude in front of your grandmother.
Maurice: What she go do, kick me out?
Frostwing: Just because I give you a complement that doesn't make me sus. I win. both of you lose. You both got kick out. Now shut up and know your place bitches!
Zaydon: Don't you tell us to shut up!
Frostwing: I tell you whatever I want!
Maurice: No you shut up!
Zaydon: Yeah, shut up!
Frostwing: Both of you shut up! I got right too! So what your point?!
Maurice: Do you want this pressure?
Frosteing: I TELL YOU WHAT I WANT YOU STUPID GODZILLA!
Maurice: Godzilla!?
Frostwing: Godzilla.
Maurice: Do I look *starts making godzilla sound*
Frostwing: Just like him! Your trash ass backstory!
Maurice: Dang! See how you do me dirty?!
Frostwing: Yeah after I did wrong in the last book.
Zaydon: You ain't talk him like that.
Frostwing: I am!
Maurice: No you ain't!
Frostwing: You trying to fight?
Maurice: If-
Frostwing: Do we have to fight?
Maurice: Are you sure? You don't want to see how one-side it is!
Zaydon: Do really want both of us to embrass you?
Frostwing: You both are not buddy!
Maurice: I see Emily in the background.
Frostwing: The fuck you talking about? She dead!
Zaydon:Do you want these hand?
Maurice: Joy, get out we're about to fight.
Frostwing: Yeah, We're about fight here right now!
Zaydon: Get out Joy! Go suck a dick, Frostwing
Frostwing: Fucking bitch! I'm telling you both that I'm not holding b-
Maurice and Zaydon: *get ups* THEN SHOW US THEN!
Joy: Guys, chill, calm down! April, Jack! stop!
Frostwing: OH YOU THINK I'M SOFT!? YOU THINK I'M SOFT!?
They had transformed into their most powerful form and just fight as Joy, April and Jack moved to break them up.
(Should I do more down the road?)
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