William:-pulls up to house-

~ an American flag hung from a pole~

William:-growls under breath-

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~fourth of July~

Ted (neighbor 1) : Hey Afton!! -cheerful smile-

William: -_- -Watering his lawn- oh fuck me

Ted: So for tonight----

William: Ted....for the Millionth time....WE DONT CELEBRATE THIS HOLIDAY!!!!!

Ted: oh yeah..

William: THE BRITISH SHOULD HAVE WON THE WAR

Ted: thats not very-

William:-sprays his face-

Lily (teds wife): ._.

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Richard(other neighbor): -shirtless mowing his lawn-

William:-eye twitch- (hes fucking intimidated XD)

Richard: -young boi- -turns off mower- Howdy Mister Afton!!

William:-crushes beer can-